My Uncle Pat posted this on Facebook and it's so funny I had to re-post!

To
all the girls who are in a hurry to have a boyfriend or get married, a
piece of Biblical advice: " Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz."
While you are waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for any of his
relatives; Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az, Cheating-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az,
Cheap-az, Lockedup-az, , Goodfornothing-az, Lazy-az, and especially his
third cousin Beatinyou-az. Wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects
Yoaz....